A Very Real Schedule

7:00 AM I fly to the white house by myself to reassure the president and help him make plans for the future
10:00 AM I then wake up my family consisting of Chuck Norris, Susan Wojcicki and my brother and sister Elon Musk and Ellen DeGeneres, We head down stairs and eat what Gordan Ramsey cooked for us.
12:00 AM I head to my workshop where I greet my artificial intelligence that has Albert Einsteins soul in it. We then build or finish products for my business I made when I was 10.
3:00 PM I then head to the park to refresh my self and walk my dog that has a translator on its back so I can head where it wants to go.
5:00 PM I head back to my home to practice and create the perfect martial arts.
7:00 PM After that I take lessons from Gordan Ramsey on cooking and we both make dinner. I then take pills that give me the positive effects of sleeping while I am being active and not sleeping.
10:00 PM Elon Musk and I then discuss future plans of humans. And form simulations of different outcomes and what is the best course of action for the future.
12:00 PM I then read the Bible and meditate until the next day.